[image description: a quokka (a small brown rodent-like marsupial) holding a yellow leaf while surrounded by brown leaves]
“It is vital that valuable leaves are kept in the hands of those who work hardest! Equal distribution of wealth would make everyone lazy.”
The management of this blog is scandalized to see a sampling of animals who believe in this newfangled, liberal, multiculturalism claptrap. Only the grauniad would think it proper to pen such an article.
[Image description: a secretary bird (a long-legged gray bird, with a crest of feathers) spreading its wings]
“It isn’t appropriative! I’m American, too!”
[image description: a green parrot standing on an organized pile of envelopes, looking down]
“Why didn’t Abdullah send me a Christmas card? It’s not about religion. All Americans celebrate Christmas!”
[image description: a llama in front of a view of Macchu Picchu (Incan ruins) and mountains.]
“It’s so ethnic and spiritual! You just know they had a deep connection to the Earth here.”
[image description: a duckling walking away from the camera]
“I’m not racist! I crossed the street because that guy looked like he was going to steal my wallet. Those people are just all like that.”
[image description: a fennec fox sleeping on a rock]
“You see, we don’t hear from minorities, purely because they offer no valuable insights. If they had valuable insights, we would hear from them.”
[image description: an ermine sticking its head out of a hole in the snow]
“No, I worked for my right to seven homes, including this winter cabin. Stop asking for handouts. Why can’t you just rent an apartment, like I did when I was 18?”
